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Please note, beards and glasses are extra, The Rabbi Cure Company does not accept any liability for sustained periods of  illness as a result of not seeking proper medical advice. Rabbi’s are not a recognised curing method, likely to do more harm than good. This does not affect your statutory rights.

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